Crash Man
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| Code Name | Crash |
| Real Name | Crash Man Wily |
| Creator(s) | Dr. Wily |
| Serial Number | DWN 013 |
| Faction | Robot Masters |
| Function | Demolitions |
| Primary Specialty | Demolitions |
| Secondary Specialty | Partying |
| IC E-Mail | crashman@wily.org |
| Divisions | Beta |
| Weapon | Crash Bomber |
| Weapon Type | Explosive |
| Buster | Salmon and White |
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Character Data
"I *am* the party."
Profile
Crash Man has ascended to a state of being understood by only a few: the realm of the meta-famous. Originator of the now legendary Wily Hour (via the Crash Man Hour), Crash Man is a cultural phenomenon, an icon, and the punchline of Internet memes which refuse to go away. On the surface, Crash Man is seemingly fun-loving, easy going and friendly. He likes to party, drink heavily and act like a rock star crossed with Hef. Beneath that, he has a dangerous edge that makes all the bad femmebots swoon and the good ones make locked blog entries. He can go from "hilarious life of the party" to "mass murderer" as quickly as Wily can snap his fingers, and is totally remorseless about any atrocities he commits. Crash Man, despite being a mad-dog killer on command, tends to be Wily's ambassador to other factions via the underground network of hard-core party people in every organization. An expert demolitionist, Crash Man's Crash Bomber is revered by Buster users around the world. His opponents have used his love of bacchinalian delight on several occasions to catch him off-guard.
Background
Member of Beta Squadron, crashing parties since the olden days.
Trivia/Facts
- The Crash Man likes Coke.
