Botos
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"YEEHAW! Time for a song!"
| Botos | |
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| Code Name | Tex-Mex |
| Real Name | Botos |
| Creator(s) | UT Reploid Engineering, Class of '18 |
| Serial Number | UT/A RE-18-002 |
| Faction | Civilian |
| Function | American Nuisance |
| Primary Specialty | Singing (Badly) |
| Secondary Specialty | Burn, Baby, Burn |
| IC E-Mail | botos@utexas.edu |
| Divisions | Irregular |
| Weapon | Hell Gravity |
| Weapon Type | Fire/Gravity |
| Buster | Green and Gold |
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Character Data
Profile
Botos is what happens when you don't have enough supervision in a college robotics lab. An engineering team at UT Austin was given the task for a final project of creating a Reploid which would propel itself around using hover generators and use assistance drones to solve problems. The team managed to complete this objective easily, and then decided to embellish on the project's objectives in an ill-conceived effort to gain extra credit. A night of too much drinking and too little forethought later had the Reploid equipped with a gravity system that even the professor didn't fully understand, a sound system rivalling several concert halls, and several pre-loaded inclinations for the ill-trained Reploid to sing, sing, sing! Obsessed with gaining fame and fortune with his (awful) singing skills, Botos was acknowledged as a full Texan citizen shortly after Texas gained independence, and ultimately fell in with the Irregulars due to their above-average tolerance of bad performance art.
Background
Botos' profile explains it all, but I'll re-iterate it here: drunken grad students.
Okay, in detail. Apparently prior to the independence of Texas, an engineering team at UT Austin ("Hook 'Em Horns!!!") was assigned to create a Reploid with hover generators for movement and assistance drones for problem-solving. They finished the project really easily, then got drunk. In an attempt to get extra credit, they "improved" Botos. Somehow, he ended up with a gravity system as mysterious as Blues' A-Blink, an INSANE soundsystem, and a tendency to sing.
Badly.
A lot.
Luckily for Botos, the Irregulars love bad performance art, and while Botos' singing could barely be called art, it's definitely 'bad' and 'performance,' and two out of three ain't bad, right? So Botos naturally fell in with the Irregulars - AND, he was declared an official Texan citizen after Texas gained its independence, making him a dual citizen of the US and Texas (as well as a believer that Epsilon can really git 'er done).
For a while now, Botos has been underground, trying out for some 'idol' type show or another all across the world but getting approximately the same reception as William Hung did in our time. Now he's back in the spotlight, ready to hatch another scheme to get fame and fortune.
Trivia/Facts
- Quint once parodied Botos for a Wily Hour 'trivia game' by bursting into horrible off-key tunes on a regular basis. It was sadly close to accurate, save for the nature of the songs.
- Botos has tried out for every 'Idol'-style show around the world. He has failed to even get past the qualifying round, and frequently his warblings are so humorous they end up as soundbites on the Internets.
Other
- Skills: So Southern It Hurts (You), Awful Little Man, Ugly American, Too Loud, WAY Too Loud, Almost Worse Than Guts Man At Karaoke, Makes Karaoke Revolution Yield Before Him, Makes It Hot (By Lighting Things On Fire), Burning Up The Dance Floor (And The Dance Hall), We Don't Need No Water Let The M.F.er Burn (Please)
- DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
